The Reel Deal

Kodak Moments in the Tank!

Take that Mr. Meany Pants!

You thief! You really do come in on a broom!

One of my main agendas this year is
to put food in my portfolio.

Lori just kicked me to the curb!

This is a mega-watt hero.

Are you done playing games with these guys?

Shut up Kevin!

Let me finish talking Mark.

It' a hobby that should eventually be taken
behind the barn and shot!

That mental thing is not holding up!

I'm not Barbara!

That's wrong, I'm out, as Kevin says - with prejudice.

You have to be a responsible person.

I'm just a guy trying to scratch out a living.

I haven't had any food for 8 days!

Kevin being Kevin.

Boom goes the dynamite!

I already said that was my final offer.

Do I hear a yes?!!

I'm the entrepreneur's advocate.

Now I know why they call you Sharks and not guppies.

Ever ever ever ever ever!

Our sales are $862,000!

So Mr. Grinch and the Little Happy Elf
couldn't get a deal today?

Shawn, you're dead to me too.

We need a decision.

For that reason, I'm out.

Don't listen to Kevin about that stuff -
he's the worst at evaluations.

I almost feel bad about it, but not really.

Do you see adults wearing this?

I'm not feeling this one.

We're more than a hat company. We're a lifestyle brand.

There's nothing here that can't be
reproduced by someone else!

This tastes great!

It's that moment when I say you're dead to me.

We are pre-revenue.

I'M OUT!

I made an offer that's good for you
and for me!

She's telling you that she's out in like
9,000 words and seven paragraphs.

You have a Harvard M.B.A?

Robert, you always act so surprised by everything you see.

And you heard that I like to get fat?

Lori you're being a hypocrite!

I never make deals that I think are stupid.

This has been my heart and soul for two years.

I would want a lot bigger piece of the pie.

I gave you a very fair offer when these guys didn't.

Don't double-dip!

A yogurt store for bread pudding.

Your biggest risk is you!

Are you guys ready for something good?!

This is the Shark Tank.
There's nothing else like it on Earth!

Not that deal.

I have revolutionized this cup!

All of the companies we invest in get an
immediate trajectory out of the gate!

I have a direct-door policy with Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

Our company has distribution to most parts of the world.

Ewwwwwwww!

This is a dirty floor.

You owe me 5% for helping you get that deal.

Everywhere I go I see zombies.

The Haunted Hayride

In marriages, one person is right,
and the other person is the husband.

The consumer experience of getting ripped off
blind isn't going to be a pleasant one.

They won't be friends for long!

We raised $100,000 from our local friends.

Guys, now you're blowing it.

I already said that.

Thanks Lori, stop singing my praises.

How many of these are we selling right now?!

Stop the Madness!

FiberFix!!!

We would love to do a deal with you!

I just got trampled over by Barbara!

You know what, we're tired of it.

Why don't we go knock 'em out and do the deal without a royalty?

There is no product like this.

You are one hand-shake away from making a deal.

You have been tempted by the devil of inventory.

No, it's a very smart and financially astute deal.
Oh yeah, that is a Kevin deal!

That's a Kevin deal.

Why do you need the money?

What I do well is I build Power Brands!

Let me tell you a story about Greek mythology.

When you walk into the Tank, if you don't
see the sucker - it's you!

It's like a gunfight at the O.K. Corral

I'm gonna spice it up in the Shark Tank a little bit.

Whoaaa!

Not impressed, not impressed.

I wanna be in this business.

This business is radioactive waste - it sucks.

It's the Sunday Night Slow Jaaaaaaaaams!

(Singing) How do I get my $75,000 back?!

Oh, and here's Brian McKnight!

This is what we created: The Freeloader.

Booooooom!

Undeniably, I wouldn't take it.

Little Bo Peep.

Let's hear a "mush mush''!

Give me five!

And I told my son it was a magic potion that would
give him sweet dreams...and he bought it!

You need a big wallet, happen to have one.

You're a fool, I'm out.

That is nothing!

Shut up Kevin!

Wake me up when it's over.

Right, the social element.

Probably!

The evil laugh!

One million dollars!!!

This is a defining moment.

We won't ever give up.

That dog has a bow-tie on!

I think of a postcard as a present.